ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i out mim tonsoeep
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