I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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