in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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