planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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