hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
time to smoke my breakfast
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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