Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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