I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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