i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize