Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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