Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Everyone says I win the strip club
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
