btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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