brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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