Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
