ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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