if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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