thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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