I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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