She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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