HIV tests are more positive than that guy
someone owes me an orgasm
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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