All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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