K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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