i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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