he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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