just come out here and I will go home with you...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
