Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
