You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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