I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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