hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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