So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
did i just pee glitter
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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