Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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