You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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