Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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