Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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