so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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