i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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