wakey wakey hands off snakey
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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