I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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