so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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