is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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