Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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