don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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