I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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