I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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