Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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