He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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