i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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