So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Come on in and take your pants off
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