I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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