you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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