I just cut my nipple shaving
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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