I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need water and some morals
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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