morning after pill = breakfast in bed
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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