This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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